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mizzdizz - Dec 13, 2017 4:07pm, #270081

HAHAHAHA! As long as that's not 6 feet across.... ^!!!!!

mizzdizz - Dec 13, 2017 4:04pm, #270080

HAHAHAHAHA!!! FOOL!!! ^!!!!!

mizzdizz - Dec 13, 2017 4:03pm, #270079

Req, your sense of humor is deadly! This is great!!!^!

mizzdizz - Dec 13, 2017 4:01pm, #270078

Alice Cooper! BWAHAHA!!!!! ^!

mizzdizz - Dec 13, 2017 4:00pm, #270077

Good one, Prissy! ^!!!! I'll PM later JW!

mizzdizz - Dec 13, 2017 3:57pm, #270075

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Too true! ^!!!!!

mizzdizz - Dec 13, 2017 3:56pm, #270074

^!!!! Good 1 Priss! HAHAHAHA!!!! Excellent take on an old favorite saying!

mizzdizz - Oct 12, 2017 10:07am, #269943

SAIL? I'll pass! oh....but the visual! Some spelling mistakes are golden!!! Well DONE 'Cern! Much funnier than the intended!!! ^!!!!!

mizzdizz - Oct 9, 2017 8:59pm, #269942

I had 1 of each! Girls are mouthier! My daughter and son-in-law are entering The Torture. I get off the phone with her and laaaaaugh and laaaaugh ..... Their girl is doing the same schist she did! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

mizzdizz - Oct 9, 2017 1:47pm, #269940

...especially if he has teenagers! chuckle, chuckle..

mizzdizz - Oct 8, 2017 1:17pm, #269939

Why of course! You know you luv it! chuckle, chuckle.... Thanks, JW!

mizzdizz - Oct 8, 2017 8:20am, #269936

Thanks, Cern!

mizzdizz - Sep 21, 2017 11:12am, #269921

Thanks, JW! I'll still be in and out for awhile yet, but I'll drop in and leave a brain dropping when I can. ('brain dropping' respectfully stolen from George Carlin)

mizzdizz - Sep 19, 2017 8:29am, #269919

Endless gallons of Dr. Pepper flowing through the deep, dark, innards of the computers of all grammar Nazis!

mizzdizz - Aug 23, 2017 7:01am, #269874

Yes, especially if its wood!

mizzdizz - Jul 14, 2017 3:45am, #269768

Excellent, Push! ^!

mizzdizz - Jul 14, 2017 3:43am, #269767

Raising the ole coffee cup to that!!!! ^!

mizzdizz - Jul 14, 2017 3:43am, #269766

Raising the ole coffee cup to that!!!! ^!

mizzdizz - Jul 12, 2017 11:31pm, #269762

True, true! I got a big ole Grizz that keeps nibblin' on my ast off n on. ..... Sometimes you eat the bear... ya know Cynic, that'd make a great poster!

mizzdizz - Jul 12, 2017 4:02am, #269756

Darn cellphone cameras! I was hoping nobody saw that! ^!

mizzdizz - Jul 10, 2017 6:25am, #269737

The only way to wear leggings unless you have an iron bod? A long loose shirt! They show EVERYTHING! This is a fashion FELONY!!!! ^!!!!!

mizzdizz - Jul 10, 2017 6:20am, #269736

(eeeeevil chuckle....) now I can make a 'men!' poster without worrying about the snowflakes! hehehehehe!

mizzdizz - Jul 10, 2017 6:17am, #269735

Welcome back, Cynic! Missed your biting humor! ^!

mizzdizz - Jul 9, 2017 10:54am, #269723

Thanks, Toys! Local bar, good friends, all creative types so a bit odd, black a real popular color, humor a bit dark and twisted, I can relate.... juuuuust a wee bit!

mizzdizz - Jul 7, 2017 8:06am, #269716

SNORT...... choke.....sputter..... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Saw this with my morning coffee today! VERY FUNNY, Cern! I needed a good laugh, and you delivered. Thanks Cern!^!

mizzdizz - Jul 7, 2017 12:18am, #269713

Who HASN'T wanted to say that?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

mizzdizz - Jul 7, 2017 12:15am, #269712


mizzdizz - Jul 7, 2017 12:13am, #269711

Hi Toys! The poster is VERY well made! Unfortunately, other than understanding that it has something to do with Cannibalism, I don't understand it. Hopefully several people do understand so you get a nice upvote count for it! Really nice poster!

mizzdizz - Jul 3, 2017 12:55pm, #269692

Thanks, Cern!, chuckle,chuckle...

mizzdizz - Jul 3, 2017 2:45am, #269689

It certainly carries a punch!

mizzdizz - Jul 2, 2017 4:58am, #269686

There's quite a few guys on this site that have good taste! chuckle, chuckle.....

mizzdizz - Jul 2, 2017 4:55am, #269685

My communicator is MUCH cooler than Capt. Kirk's!!!! ^!

mizzdizz - Jul 2, 2017 4:53am, #269684

Who, ME? NEVAH!!!!! Luuuv this!! Good job Silvy! ^!

mizzdizz - Jul 1, 2017 2:19pm, #269678

Hey, Everybody! Silvy made a challenge calendar! Different topic every day. Its on forum. Just check the topic for the day and make a poster and submit it the usual way. Use it for an idea when your brain's run dry, or the challenge of an a**igned topic.

mizzdizz - Jun 30, 2017 8:41am, #269676

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I know someone that you don't want to be anywhere near him when he's been chugging those high octane energy drinks! Good one, Yuk-yuk! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 29, 2017 3:28am, #269674

Yuk????? or have I been reading too much Anne McCaffery????? Welcome back little dragon! Put all the short stocky people in the back row so the other team can't see them! hehehehehe.... ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 27, 2017 1:17pm, #269672

Oh RL!!!!!! That's HORRIBLE!!!!! LUV IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 27, 2017 1:15pm, #269671

Another good one, RL! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 27, 2017 1:12pm, #269670

Very true! I live in California. We have to deal with this. Well put! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 27, 2017 1:10pm, #269669

Well done, RL! Of course the Paramedics are standing by....^!

mizzdizz - Jun 27, 2017 1:07pm, #269668

D.O.M., why of COURSE! Gotta do that body cavity search too! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

mizzdizz - Jun 27, 2017 1:05pm, #269667

OWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He is FINE!!!!!!! Thanks, Cern! I always enjoy a little eye candy with my coffee! The text? Purrrrrrfect! LUUUUUUV IT!!!!!! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 26, 2017 8:54am, #269660

Too TRUE!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! Good 1 Cern! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 24, 2017 7:58pm, #269657

....and returning 'Nevermore'! Good one, JW! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 23, 2017 11:10am, #269656

Thanks Cern!

mizzdizz - Jun 23, 2017 12:09am, #269648

I'm being multicultural? Chuckle, chuckle...

mizzdizz - Jun 23, 2017 12:08am, #269647

You can have her! She's terrible! I didn't even noticed she had left.. chuckle, chuckle... Thanks, JW!

mizzdizz - Jun 22, 2017 7:19am, #269643

Talk about 'honesty in advertising'! HAHAHAHAHA! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 22, 2017 6:40am, #269641

Thanks, guys! I made this on the Poster Evolution thread. Silvy provided the pic. I slapped one of my favorite sayings on it. Come play! If you have any questions, or need help making the thread work, just ask. Its fun!!!!

mizzdizz - Jun 21, 2017 3:02pm, #269637

Thanks guys! RL, it's Silvy, JW, and myself right now. Tis a silly group! Come join in!

mizzdizz - Jun 20, 2017 3:46pm, #269633

HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Cern! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 19, 2017 7:31pm, #269629

Cern! Fabulous return! Awesome as always! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 18, 2017 10:33pm, #269628

Bumps the paycheck a bit! WOOHOO!!!!! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 18, 2017 10:30pm, #269627

You should get hazardous duty pay when you have to shop at the PX/commissary! Those Dependas are dangerous! and of course.....WALMART!!! LOL! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 16, 2017 5:07am, #269623

We keep things clean and tidy around here! chuckle, chuckle

mizzdizz - Jun 14, 2017 10:51pm, #269620

You wouldn't have to deal with those British tourists that prove the stereotype, would you? Most of them are pretty cool, but CA. is an international tourist trap. We get plenty of the truly rude ones too, and they are RUDE!!!!!

mizzdizz - Jun 14, 2017 10:46pm, #269619

Worked with the Brits for about 6 mos. a loooong time ago. When I get truly frustrated, I will still say, "Oh bloody 'ell!" Its catchy and expressive!

mizzdizz - Jun 14, 2017 2:17am, #269615

I take it you Brits are about to top our "Hold my beer" Presidential election? By the way, what do Brits say, "Hold my tea.", "Hold my ale"? Seriously, is there an equivalent?

mizzdizz - Jun 12, 2017 7:19pm, #269611

Glad to provide the uh motivation, Cern! Thanks! Make some posters! I miss your stuff!

mizzdizz - Jun 12, 2017 7:15pm, #269610

Too bad they were continually abused by a bunch of emotionally underdeveloped primitive types. I miss knowing if my poster was a 3, 4 or 5. I could tell how much I needed to improve. Such is life.

mizzdizz - Jun 12, 2017 7:11pm, #269609

Don't run from the cops? Why? Its great motivation to run faster!

mizzdizz - Jun 11, 2017 4:47pm, #269604

Any excuse to make a batch of Rusty's secret ingredient chili! chuckle, chuckle.... Funny fart jokes/stories on Off Topic? Interesting idea...... (thinking.......)

mizzdizz - Jun 11, 2017 4:40pm, #269603

Oh Rerun! This is .... I was laughing so hard I couldn't type! If this isn't a demotivational, I don't know what is! ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ! (5 pairs of feline ears, I was feeling sentimental)

mizzdizz - Jun 8, 2017 10:58am, #269587

Silvy, Cern posted above. Could you check and see if he accidently got banned from posting posters? Miss his almost nightly musings. Thanks!

mizzdizz - Jun 7, 2017 11:09am, #269581

......or he's a nite owl. He drops posters during the overnight hours where I'm at (California).

mizzdizz - Jun 6, 2017 3:39pm, #269578

If anybody gets that stupid virus, the reinstall is so simple I didn't need to call FR for help. As advertised, I didn't lose any files, but lost all my apps from The Store. Fortunately, I like free ones!

mizzdizz - Jun 6, 2017 3:33pm, #269577

JW, talked to favorite redhead. He recommended Firefox also. Cern will get all this later. He's either a niteowl, or on your side of the world.

mizzdizz - Jun 6, 2017 3:29pm, #269576

Hi RL!!!! Just the person we need! Check Cern's comment. Looks like there's a problem somewhere. I'm good. 4 the record, this chain is working: Win10/creator's update, MS Edge, Yahoo, Motifake. I can do everything glitch free.

mizzdizz - Jun 6, 2017 8:40am, #269573

Thanks JW! I always enjoy a good conspiracy theory! chuckle, chuckle....

mizzdizz - Jun 6, 2017 8:23am, #269572

.... to delete cookies at bottom of forums page. Using Edge... ugh! I KNOW! chuckle, chuckle... its the only browser that's not crashing my computer right now! If this doesn't help, tell me what's going on and hopefully somebody can answer! Let's talk!

mizzdizz - Jun 6, 2017 8:19am, #269571

Hey Cern! I've had a bunch of problems off and on too. Lets talk! If you can't get to me here, jump to a thread or PM and I'll find you. I LUV Chrome but kept getting slammed with Adobe virus so currently Edge to Yahoo to Motifake. Don't foget.....

mizzdizz - Jun 4, 2017 8:28pm, #269566

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! My turn! I didn't check the date!

mizzdizz - Jun 4, 2017 8:27pm, #269565

....and then they take the bandages off.... (horrified scream) ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 4, 2017 8:25pm, #269564

what happens if you're the one guilty of poor planning? chuckle, chuckle... good one Priss! ^!

mizzdizz - Jun 3, 2017 9:28am, #269563

Seeing as how this poster is a 'horrible pun, I gotta question..... If RL calls you out and shuts you down for any reason, could that be called a 'reality check'?

mizzdizz - May 30, 2017 3:13pm, #269546

That took a minute......but then.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!^!

mizzdizz - May 28, 2017 5:55am, #269541

They fall off the end of the Earth and are never heard from again.......! chuckle, chuckle....

mizzdizz - May 28, 2017 5:53am, #269540

Women are just dying to meet him everyday. Even the h** ones!

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 1:19pm, #269531

How about 'astonished'? hahahahahaha!!!!!

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 1:08pm, #269530

Not a South Park fan. That's why I don't get it. Still, what's an f-ing Timmy? I've asked a shistload of times...

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 1:06pm, #269529

C-bal, yes, nice tribute. I should have mentioned it instead of forcing you to. Check it out Fakers. What are you listening to now? thread in the forums

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 1:02pm, #269527

....just on the interwebs? chuckle, chuckle.... Good one, C-bal! ^!

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 1:00pm, #269526

Add me to the list..... Nice poster Silvy! Very relatable by MOST of us! chuckle, chuckle...^!

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 4:36am, #269516

Let me guess, do I REALLY have to say "no flaming either"? With your sense of mischief? Probably... no flaming, either, okay? chuckle, chuckle...

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 4:33am, #269515

Oh dear gawd, C-bal! My apologies!!!! I misspoke . The connotative difference between 'trolling' and 'flaming', is significant. I hope I have corrected my choice of words in time. Please no TROLLING for a week or 2 on tributes, okay?

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 3:29am, #269514

Silvy, nice tribute. Sorry to see this happen with it. ^!

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 3:28am, #269513

One more time people! WTF is a "TIMMY"??????????!!!!!!!! Either explain it or stop using it. Stop being elitist.

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 3:25am, #269512

C-bal, although the resemblance in this ph**o is striking, you should probably wait a week or 2 before you flame a funeral. Next time, wait a little bit, okay?

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 3:15am, #269511

Its true! These people are out there! ^!

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 3:09am, #269510

Once again, the terrorists hit an ideal target, someplace I could relate to, someplace that makes me squirm, more cautious. And the Brits. I've worked with them several times. Good group of people. Not too far from here, San Bernardino. Words fail. HUGZ.

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017 2:54am, #269509

Thanks, JW. We used to take my daughter and her friends to concerts in the park. The 'bring your own blanket' section in the grass was super cheap. It was part of summer, growing up. The kids liked classic rock so we went to Kansas, Styx, Journey ....

mizzdizz - May 23, 2017 6:00am, #269496

Very funny!!! Thanks Sanity! I was starting to wonder if I got redirected to a different site! chuckle, chuckle...

mizzdizz - May 21, 2017 9:49pm, #269469

I prefer Mr. Jameson or the Capt., both of which are very tasty! Only trouble with trying to drown those problems...them little suckers know how to SWIM! ^!

mizzdizz - May 21, 2017 5:10am, #269465

Inhaling coffee cause I'm laughing is ALWAYS a good way to start my day! ^!

mizzdizz - May 20, 2017 8:12pm, #269461

Browsing the archives....you gotta run....BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

mizzdizz - May 19, 2017 9:05pm, #269458

Cool place to visit, but it has no atmosphere ^!

mizzdizz - May 19, 2017 8:54pm, #269457

Why thank you C-bal, you smooth talker. I must admit, its fun having you around. Spices things up a bit. I enjoy sparring with you on the forums. Gives my brain a workout! chuckle, chuckle...

mizzdizz - May 19, 2017 2:33pm, #269454

C-bal, you got banned from Politifake?! Nice work! I bow before your awesomeness! I can't flame at that level no matter how hard I try! Well done!!!!! Tip of the coffee cup to ya'!

mizzdizz - May 19, 2017 1:30pm, #269449

Thanks, JW! Saw the pic. Knew what I wanted to do with it, but took MONTHS to get it worded right...groan.... chuckle, chuckle...

mizzdizz - May 19, 2017 1:28pm, #269448

I'm officially rated as 'severely impaired'. I'm always grateful when people genuinely help me out. Too many fakers. Out there. Its a struggle. Had a cop being an a-hole. Pulled out my papers and made him write my report. THAT was fuuuuun!!!! LOL!!!!