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Zed - May 20, 2010 6:43pm, #176952

We're a ship without a storm The cold without the warm Light inside the darkness that it needs, yeah. We're a laugh without a tear The hope without the fear We are coming home...

Zed - May 20, 2010 6:42pm, #176949

We're off to the witch, we may never never come home, but the magic that we'll feel is worth a lifetime.

Zed - May 20, 2010 6:42pm, #176948

We're all born upon the cross, we're the throw before the toss, you can release yourself, but the only way is down.

Zed - May 14, 2010 12:19pm, #175991


Zed - May 11, 2010 11:08am, #175619

Ah, the Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody, on YouTube.

Zed - May 11, 2010 10:49am, #175603

I'm not an Atheist, but the Big Bang still makes more sense than the fairy-tale about the invisible Jewish sky-daddy, a dirt-man, a rib-woman, a magic tree and a talking snake...

Zed - May 9, 2010 11:44am, #175346

Cool picture, though.

Zed - May 9, 2010 11:36am, #175345

What the F*CK IS that thing???

Zed - May 9, 2010 11:34am, #175344

Three kinds of wrong, and yet so funny it's right! 5 Lions!

Zed - May 6, 2010 8:42am, #174870


Zed - May 5, 2010 2:58pm, #174766

I believe the term is "Straight Shooting", since a "strait" is a narrow, navigable channel of water that connects two larger navigable bodies of water.

Zed - May 5, 2010 2:52pm, #174765

Surreal cereal...

Zed - May 3, 2010 1:40am, #174471

5 vampire bats

Zed - May 3, 2010 1:36am, #174468

I have no problem with God, just his fan club.

Zed - May 1, 2010 6:23pm, #174270

I'd give her the goldfinger...

Zed - May 1, 2010 6:23pm, #174268

Unless the p*** is also a masochist...

Zed - May 1, 2010 3:19am, #174199

Now I miss Warren Zevon...

Zed - May 1, 2010 3:15am, #174198

Star-crossed lovers from rival houses, and everyone ends up dead in the end. Star Trek was right, Shakespear was Klingon...

Zed - Apr 13, 2010 5:57am, #171010

Which is odd, considering I recognize three of them from a series of Aussie p*** vids entitled "I Feel Myself"

Zed - Mar 18, 2010 4:51pm, #165507

Big Bottom, featured on Spinal ***'s Back From The Dead album and the Motion Picture Soundtrack, aka "Smell the Glove". 5 Lions

Zed - Feb 28, 2010 5:10am, #161077


Zed - Feb 25, 2010 5:59am, #160650

My wife and I would like a five-way with those three...

Zed - Feb 25, 2010 5:58am, #160649

Val Kilmer, in the movie Real Genius.

Zed - Feb 24, 2010 10:25am, #160456

I'm sick and tired of "cracker", "whitey", or "blue-eyed devil". I want to be called a "Honkey-American" from now on.

Zed - Feb 24, 2010 10:19am, #160454

April 13, 2009. Can't we ship it anyway????

Zed - Feb 15, 2010 10:10pm, #158349

There's always Funk, if disco is getting stale. George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelics rock.

Zed - Feb 15, 2010 10:08pm, #158347

Not too Goth, too cold. I like 'em wet and warm.

Zed - Feb 15, 2010 8:05pm, #158275

What's wrong with sun worship?

Zed - Feb 12, 2010 5:33pm, #157666

Sally Mann's work, or possibly Jock Sturgis.

Zed - Feb 12, 2010 5:31pm, #157664

That's why I like Australia. Seriously, with as many deadly critters as they have, who needs to worry about some brain-fried camel jockey with explosives? "No worries, mate!"

Zed - Feb 12, 2010 1:21am, #157515

snoiL 5

Zed - Feb 12, 2010 1:20am, #157514

Rerun, rerun, it's Retro. Just give him 1 lion five times.

Zed - Feb 12, 2010 1:19am, #157513

It is. I had to mow it once.

Zed - Feb 12, 2010 1:17am, #157512

Potato... the eyes see everything.

Zed - Feb 11, 2010 1:26am, #157314

For those who don't know, Daken, the Wolverine wannabe pictured there, is bi***ual, on top of being Wolverine's son.

Zed - Feb 10, 2010 3:19am, #157072


Zed - Feb 9, 2010 2:04am, #156853

We're arguing? I thought Culos was just asking for clarification. For the record, most American Lutherans I know are among the least judgmental people I know. It's the fundies that ruin things for everyone.

Zed - Feb 9, 2010 1:18am, #156848

No, Culos, my point is xkeethx is being hypocritical by trying to foist off Hitlers actions on a group he definitely was NOT a part of; typical fundie demonization of others.

Zed - Feb 7, 2010 2:55pm, #156552

Hey, launchpad, ever consider the idea that gord might be a Marine???

Zed - Feb 7, 2010 2:50pm, #156551

@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)

Zed - Feb 7, 2010 2:49pm, #156550

@xkeethx, counter-bull****, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)

Zed - Feb 7, 2010 2:32pm, #156548

I was about to get pissed and demand to know which mod approved this when this sh!t belongs on Politifake.com, then I saw the date. Just more typical RetroCRAP.

Zed - Feb 7, 2010 2:13pm, #156546

NO!!!! KERMIT!!!!!!

Zed - Jan 27, 2010 1:13am, #154679

Obviously NOT omnipotent, since three of them got through.

Zed - Jan 18, 2010 7:02pm, #152978

Test and 1 lion. C'mon, Retro, I've seen you do better.

Zed - Jan 14, 2010 8:45pm, #152875

No, Airman (and that church) got it right. Pat-frikkin-Robertson can go F*CK himself.

Zed - Jan 14, 2010 8:42pm, #152874

Bruce simply willed himself to die, since he got tired of hearing Chuck whine about it 24/7.

Zed - Jan 12, 2010 9:21pm, #152514

I don't watch television, so I don't get this one.

Zed - Jan 11, 2010 5:48pm, #152143

f*** Ayn Rand. No, literally, here's a shovel.

Zed - Jan 11, 2010 5:44pm, #152140

Racist comments getcha banned, bub.

Zed - Jan 9, 2010 7:50pm, #151490

No, that's IN the top is god's gift to manking. Transparent tops themselves are man's gift to mankind. Luckily, it's a really great gift!

Zed - Jan 9, 2010 7:43pm, #151487

d*** elderly grannies! Can't trust a d*** one of them!

Zed - Jan 9, 2010 7:42pm, #151486


Zed - Jan 5, 2010 11:00pm, #150519

Not at riding a horse, at being ridden by a horse. Cathy liked 'em LARGE.

Zed - Jan 4, 2010 4:01am, #150076

Not really, the link for the vid was on 4**** for a while. She did indeed do the ol' scratch & sniff.

Zed - Jan 3, 2010 4:30pm, #149775

No, no, no, Joshy, It's "Across the wrist if its just for show, wrist to elbow if you're going to go".

Zed - Jan 3, 2010 4:25pm, #149772

Dunno, I preferred the Space Battleship Yamato over the Gundams.

Zed - Jan 3, 2010 4:23pm, #149771

The best Nintendo conrollers were the N64, great for Mortal Konbat style fighting games and shooter games, and the Gamecube controller, especially the larger one, for grown-ups hands.

Zed - Jan 3, 2010 4:20pm, #149770

Yeah, just try playing Resident Evil or Star Wars: the Force Unleashed. The Wii controller SUCKS at those kinds of games.

Zed - Jan 2, 2010 8:20pm, #149590

Most people consider even the mention of socialism to be political. Especially these days. If I misread the intent, my apologies to you, Sean.

Zed - Jan 2, 2010 4:53am, #149467

Ooooh, nice Baraka icon!

Zed - Jan 2, 2010 4:09am, #149465

Speaking of politics, why was this approved? No offense to Sean, but he admits it''s about socialism right in his tags. "THE FOURSOME - TAGS: its socialism people"

Zed - Jan 2, 2010 4:04am, #149462

Eh, needs more cowbell.

Zed - Jan 2, 2010 4:03am, #149461

At the risk of talking politics, we were attacked by Afghanistan, and for revenge we attacked... Iraq???????????

Zed - Jan 1, 2010 3:56pm, #149361

Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ****, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You ask me, she's up to something.

Zed - Jan 1, 2010 3:55pm, #149360

That's no little girl. Quick, someone, call in the MIB's!

Zed - Jan 1, 2010 3:50pm, #149359

@ Mauser98k: I can safely say I have seen worse.

Zed - Jan 1, 2010 3:49pm, #149358

@Porcelina - it really depends on tjree factors: who the doctor is and/or what city it's being done in, what kind of implants are used, and how long after the surgery it's been.

Zed - Jan 1, 2010 3:40pm, #149356

Noobcakez, the word "Pentagram" means a FIVE-sided object. A Jewish star (or Star of David) would be a dodecagon since it has 12 sides, or a Hexagram (6 POINTED object)as opposed to a hexagon (6-SIDED object)

Zed - Dec 31, 2009 10:05pm, #149237

As cool as that may be, it's still more fun to watch a stewardess undress than to watch a pilot suit up.

Zed - Dec 30, 2009 1:31am, #148959

Holy ****, someone else knows about drop-bears!

Zed - Dec 29, 2009 4:59pm, #148814

And after you return Bands' bathroom rug, report to my bedroom, my wife and I would like to have a word with you. The word being "threesome".

Zed - Dec 29, 2009 4:56pm, #148813

Shaved, trimmed, furry, or a landing-strip?

Zed - Dec 29, 2009 6:34am, #148725


Zed - Dec 28, 2009 11:49pm, #148675

As in "because the Potato told me to", Random. See "Reasons for TOC to reject your Motifake" in the forum.

Zed - Dec 28, 2009 11:42pm, #148673


Zed - Dec 28, 2009 11:41pm, #148672

True, but that was some advice for the Aesop-wannabee's out there. WARNING: THIS IS NOT 4****. YOU ARE NOT ANONYMOUS HERE.

Zed - Dec 28, 2009 11:21pm, #148670

Aesop, here's a clue: They're moderators. THEY DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT. Shush and be GLAD they don't dish it out MORE OFTEN. Sheesh.

Zed - Dec 28, 2009 10:35pm, #148657

Well, at least this poster is hung like a... naaaah. Nevermind.

Zed - Dec 28, 2009 10:34pm, #148655

Zeitgeist? Part of the film is to DEBUNK all the end-of-the-world bull**** stories going around. This poster's caption makes no sense.

Zed - Dec 27, 2009 1:52am, #148249

Sorry, that came out wrong. Slight drain bamage tonight...

Zed - Dec 27, 2009 1:48am, #148248

That was Hoyt Axton, Sean.He also wrote Della and the Dealer, Joy To The World (aka Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog,) and many others.

Zed - Dec 26, 2009 5:50pm, #148185

In the words of Bugs Bunny: "Shaddup, Timmie".

Zed - Dec 26, 2009 5:47pm, #148184

Too bad for your hypothesis that a huge percentage of Atheists are former Christians, then, isn't it? Sorry, but the Bible is one of the leading causes of Atheism, Gladius.

Zed - Dec 24, 2009 2:05pm, #147874

d*** straight. We have a Korean grocery near us, and roughly 10% of my income goes to shrimp-chips. Oh, well, at least they're not paint chips.

Zed - Dec 24, 2009 2:02pm, #147873

Eh, Lady Gaga isn't a man, but after all these years of having to put up with Ann Coulter, the confusion is understandable.

Zed - Dec 23, 2009 7:26pm, #147660

faster than most of our mutual friends. I basically went from the shock/denial stage, directly to the depression and acceptance stages. At least this way I can be supportive of other family and friends as they work through it.

Zed - Dec 23, 2009 7:23pm, #147658

It's cool, Mooo, you guys have been great. Grey, the thing is, I'm the one who's been having to pick her up from the ER after her massive allergy/Asthma attacks, so I knew this was inevitable. I think that's why I've been able to function and recover

Zed - Dec 23, 2009 6:54pm, #147652

I'm doing better than most of my (off-line) friends, I think. But thanks, Rerun.

Zed - Dec 23, 2009 6:37pm, #147650

Those two had an easier time than me. Lost my virginity at 13 in a game of truth-or-dare. It's hard to have any sense of shame after your first time is in front of 8 other people, all checking to see if you and she aren't "faking it".

Zed - Dec 23, 2009 6:23pm, #147648

Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!

Zed - Dec 15, 2009 10:35pm, #146074

Is this an ad for Resident evil 5???

Zed - Dec 14, 2009 4:44pm, #145723

Five ho*** Lions.

Zed - Dec 13, 2009 10:49pm, #145404

(my politifakes, that is)

Zed - Dec 13, 2009 10:49pm, #145403

Actually, come to think of it, most of mine need to be taken out back and sh**. Too many tunnels, blech!

Zed - Dec 13, 2009 10:44pm, #145401

Doesn't matter to me, Regression & Division has been dragging old politifakes out and cheering them on when they need to get hauled over to the new site. ALL of them, even mine.

Zed - Dec 13, 2009 10:35pm, #145398

I'm a Dem and I can't stand her, but this belongs over on politifake, not here.

Zed - Dec 13, 2009 4:26am, #145195

After all, if you have to rely on actual facts, you just might lose the debate, and some folks just plain hate to lose.

Zed - Dec 13, 2009 4:25am, #145194

What the f*ck happened to an intelligent debate? It vanished around the time Rush Limbaugh decided that slinging mud over the airwaves was preferable to intelligent debate, and his followers embraced that wholeheartedly.

Zed - Dec 11, 2009 2:22pm, #144720

Probably upset that we're "persecuting" his fandom.