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Zed - May 20, 2010 6:43pm, #176952


We're a ship without a storm The cold without the warm Light inside the darkness that it needs, yeah. We're a laugh without a tear The hope without the fear We are coming home...



Zed - May 20, 2010 6:42pm, #176949


We're off to the witch, we may never never come home, but the magic that we'll feel is worth a lifetime.



Zed - May 20, 2010 6:42pm, #176948


We're all born upon the cross, we're the throw before the toss, you can release yourself, but the only way is down.



Zed - May 14, 2010 12:19pm, #175991


:(



Zed - May 11, 2010 11:08am, #175619


Ah, the Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody, on YouTube.



Zed - May 11, 2010 10:49am, #175603


I'm not an Atheist, but the Big Bang still makes more sense than the fairy-tale about the invisible Jewish sky-daddy, a dirt-man, a rib-woman, a magic tree and a talking snake...



Zed - May 9, 2010 11:44am, #175346


Cool picture, though.



Zed - May 9, 2010 11:36am, #175345


What the F*CK IS that thing???



Zed - May 9, 2010 11:34am, #175344


Three kinds of wrong, and yet so funny it's right! 5 Lions!



Zed - May 6, 2010 8:42am, #174870


ka-chunk



Zed - May 5, 2010 2:58pm, #174766


I believe the term is "Straight Shooting", since a "strait" is a narrow, navigable channel of water that connects two larger navigable bodies of water.



Zed - May 5, 2010 2:52pm, #174765


Surreal cereal...



Zed - May 3, 2010 1:40am, #174471


5 vampire bats



Zed - May 3, 2010 1:36am, #174468


I have no problem with God, just his fan club.



Zed - May 1, 2010 6:23pm, #174270


I'd give her the goldfinger...



Zed - May 1, 2010 6:23pm, #174268


Unless the p*** is also a masochist...



Zed - May 1, 2010 3:19am, #174199


Now I miss Warren Zevon...



Zed - May 1, 2010 3:15am, #174198


Star-crossed lovers from rival houses, and everyone ends up dead in the end. Star Trek was right, Shakespear was Klingon...



Zed - Apr 13, 2010 5:57am, #171010


Which is odd, considering I recognize three of them from a series of Aussie p*** vids entitled "I Feel Myself"



Zed - Mar 18, 2010 4:51pm, #165507


Big Bottom, featured on Spinal ***'s Back From The Dead album and the Motion Picture Soundtrack, aka "Smell the Glove". 5 Lions



Zed - Feb 28, 2010 5:10am, #161077


Wrong. MIND SHATTERING MULTIPLE ORGASMS - The Greatest Gift Of All



Zed - Feb 25, 2010 5:59am, #160650


My wife and I would like a five-way with those three...



Zed - Feb 25, 2010 5:58am, #160649


Val Kilmer, in the movie Real Genius.



Zed - Feb 24, 2010 10:25am, #160456


I'm sick and tired of "cracker", "whitey", or "blue-eyed devil". I want to be called a "Honkey-American" from now on.



Zed - Feb 24, 2010 10:19am, #160454


April 13, 2009. Can't we ship it anyway????



Zed - Feb 15, 2010 10:10pm, #158349


There's always Funk, if disco is getting stale. George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelics rock.



Zed - Feb 15, 2010 10:08pm, #158347


Not too Goth, too cold. I like 'em wet and warm.



Zed - Feb 15, 2010 8:05pm, #158275


What's wrong with sun worship?



Zed - Feb 12, 2010 5:33pm, #157666


Sally Mann's work, or possibly Jock Sturgis.



Zed - Feb 12, 2010 5:31pm, #157664


That's why I like Australia. Seriously, with as many deadly critters as they have, who needs to worry about some brain-fried camel jockey with explosives? "No worries, mate!"



Zed - Feb 12, 2010 1:21am, #157515


snoiL 5



Zed - Feb 12, 2010 1:20am, #157514


Rerun, rerun, it's Retro. Just give him 1 lion five times.



Zed - Feb 12, 2010 1:19am, #157513


It is. I had to mow it once.



Zed - Feb 12, 2010 1:17am, #157512


Potato... the eyes see everything.



Zed - Feb 11, 2010 1:26am, #157314


For those who don't know, Daken, the Wolverine wannabe pictured there, is bi***ual, on top of being Wolverine's son.



Zed - Feb 10, 2010 3:19am, #157072


Potato!



Zed - Feb 9, 2010 2:04am, #156853


We're arguing? I thought Culos was just asking for clarification. For the record, most American Lutherans I know are among the least judgmental people I know. It's the fundies that ruin things for everyone.



Zed - Feb 9, 2010 1:18am, #156848


No, Culos, my point is xkeethx is being hypocritical by trying to foist off Hitlers actions on a group he definitely was NOT a part of; typical fundie demonization of others.



Zed - Feb 7, 2010 2:55pm, #156552


Hey, launchpad, ever consider the idea that gord might be a Marine???



Zed - Feb 7, 2010 2:50pm, #156551


@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)



Zed - Feb 7, 2010 2:49pm, #156550


@xkeethx, counter-bull****, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)



Zed - Feb 7, 2010 2:32pm, #156548


I was about to get pissed and demand to know which mod approved this when this sh!t belongs on Politifake.com, then I saw the date. Just more typical RetroCRAP.



Zed - Feb 7, 2010 2:13pm, #156546


NO!!!! KERMIT!!!!!!



Zed - Jan 27, 2010 1:13am, #154679


Obviously NOT omnipotent, since three of them got through.



Zed - Jan 18, 2010 7:02pm, #152978


Test and 1 lion. C'mon, Retro, I've seen you do better.



Zed - Jan 14, 2010 8:45pm, #152875


No, Airman (and that church) got it right. Pat-frikkin-Robertson can go F*CK himself.



Zed - Jan 14, 2010 8:42pm, #152874


Bruce simply willed himself to die, since he got tired of hearing Chuck whine about it 24/7.



Zed - Jan 12, 2010 9:21pm, #152514


I don't watch television, so I don't get this one.



Zed - Jan 11, 2010 5:48pm, #152143


f*** Ayn Rand. No, literally, here's a shovel.



Zed - Jan 11, 2010 5:44pm, #152140


Racist comments getcha banned, bub.



Zed - Jan 9, 2010 7:50pm, #151490


No, that's IN the top is god's gift to manking. Transparent tops themselves are man's gift to mankind. Luckily, it's a really great gift!



Zed - Jan 9, 2010 7:43pm, #151487


d*** elderly grannies! Can't trust a d*** one of them!



Zed - Jan 9, 2010 7:42pm, #151486


Excellent!



Zed - Jan 5, 2010 11:00pm, #150519


Not at riding a horse, at being ridden by a horse. Cathy liked 'em LARGE.



Zed - Jan 4, 2010 4:01am, #150076


Not really, the link for the vid was on 4**** for a while. She did indeed do the ol' scratch & sniff.



Zed - Jan 3, 2010 4:30pm, #149775


No, no, no, Joshy, It's "Across the wrist if its just for show, wrist to elbow if you're going to go".



Zed - Jan 3, 2010 4:25pm, #149772


Dunno, I preferred the Space Battleship Yamato over the Gundams.



Zed - Jan 3, 2010 4:23pm, #149771


The best Nintendo conrollers were the N64, great for Mortal Konbat style fighting games and shooter games, and the Gamecube controller, especially the larger one, for grown-ups hands.



Zed - Jan 3, 2010 4:20pm, #149770


Yeah, just try playing Resident Evil or Star Wars: the Force Unleashed. The Wii controller SUCKS at those kinds of games.



Zed - Jan 2, 2010 8:20pm, #149590


Most people consider even the mention of socialism to be political. Especially these days. If I misread the intent, my apologies to you, Sean.



Zed - Jan 2, 2010 4:53am, #149467


Ooooh, nice Baraka icon!



Zed - Jan 2, 2010 4:09am, #149465


Speaking of politics, why was this approved? No offense to Sean, but he admits it''s about socialism right in his tags. "THE FOURSOME - TAGS: its socialism people"



Zed - Jan 2, 2010 4:04am, #149462


Eh, needs more cowbell.



Zed - Jan 2, 2010 4:03am, #149461


At the risk of talking politics, we were attacked by Afghanistan, and for revenge we attacked... Iraq???????????



Zed - Jan 1, 2010 3:56pm, #149361


Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ****, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You ask me, she's up to something.



Zed - Jan 1, 2010 3:55pm, #149360


That's no little girl. Quick, someone, call in the MIB's!



Zed - Jan 1, 2010 3:50pm, #149359


@ Mauser98k: I can safely say I have seen worse.



Zed - Jan 1, 2010 3:49pm, #149358


@Porcelina - it really depends on tjree factors: who the doctor is and/or what city it's being done in, what kind of implants are used, and how long after the surgery it's been.



Zed - Jan 1, 2010 3:40pm, #149356


Noobcakez, the word "Pentagram" means a FIVE-sided object. A Jewish star (or Star of David) would be a dodecagon since it has 12 sides, or a Hexagram (6 POINTED object)as opposed to a hexagon (6-SIDED object)



Zed - Dec 31, 2009 10:05pm, #149237


As cool as that may be, it's still more fun to watch a stewardess undress than to watch a pilot suit up.



Zed - Dec 30, 2009 1:31am, #148959


Holy ****, someone else knows about drop-bears!



Zed - Dec 29, 2009 4:59pm, #148814


And after you return Bands' bathroom rug, report to my bedroom, my wife and I would like to have a word with you. The word being "threesome".



Zed - Dec 29, 2009 4:56pm, #148813


Shaved, trimmed, furry, or a landing-strip?



Zed - Dec 29, 2009 6:34am, #148725


5 L'S, BECAUSE DEVO WAS SO MUCH FUN IN THE 80'S.



Zed - Dec 28, 2009 11:49pm, #148675


As in "because the Potato told me to", Random. See "Reasons for TOC to reject your Motifake" in the forum.



Zed - Dec 28, 2009 11:42pm, #148673


Also, POTATO.



Zed - Dec 28, 2009 11:41pm, #148672


True, but that was some advice for the Aesop-wannabee's out there. WARNING: THIS IS NOT 4****. YOU ARE NOT ANONYMOUS HERE.



Zed - Dec 28, 2009 11:21pm, #148670


Aesop, here's a clue: They're moderators. THEY DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT. Shush and be GLAD they don't dish it out MORE OFTEN. Sheesh.



Zed - Dec 28, 2009 10:35pm, #148657


Well, at least this poster is hung like a... naaaah. Nevermind.



Zed - Dec 28, 2009 10:34pm, #148655


Zeitgeist? Part of the film is to DEBUNK all the end-of-the-world bull**** stories going around. This poster's caption makes no sense.



Zed - Dec 27, 2009 1:52am, #148249


Sorry, that came out wrong. Slight drain bamage tonight...



Zed - Dec 27, 2009 1:48am, #148248


That was Hoyt Axton, Sean.He also wrote Della and the Dealer, Joy To The World (aka Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog,) and many others.



Zed - Dec 26, 2009 5:50pm, #148185


In the words of Bugs Bunny: "Shaddup, Timmie".



Zed - Dec 26, 2009 5:47pm, #148184


Too bad for your hypothesis that a huge percentage of Atheists are former Christians, then, isn't it? Sorry, but the Bible is one of the leading causes of Atheism, Gladius.



Zed - Dec 24, 2009 2:05pm, #147874


d*** straight. We have a Korean grocery near us, and roughly 10% of my income goes to shrimp-chips. Oh, well, at least they're not paint chips.



Zed - Dec 24, 2009 2:02pm, #147873


Eh, Lady Gaga isn't a man, but after all these years of having to put up with Ann Coulter, the confusion is understandable.



Zed - Dec 23, 2009 7:26pm, #147660


faster than most of our mutual friends. I basically went from the shock/denial stage, directly to the depression and acceptance stages. At least this way I can be supportive of other family and friends as they work through it.



Zed - Dec 23, 2009 7:23pm, #147658


It's cool, Mooo, you guys have been great. Grey, the thing is, I'm the one who's been having to pick her up from the ER after her massive allergy/Asthma attacks, so I knew this was inevitable. I think that's why I've been able to function and recover



Zed - Dec 23, 2009 6:54pm, #147652


I'm doing better than most of my (off-line) friends, I think. But thanks, Rerun.



Zed - Dec 23, 2009 6:37pm, #147650


Those two had an easier time than me. Lost my virginity at 13 in a game of truth-or-dare. It's hard to have any sense of shame after your first time is in front of 8 other people, all checking to see if you and she aren't "faking it".



Zed - Dec 23, 2009 6:23pm, #147648


Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!



Zed - Dec 15, 2009 10:35pm, #146074


Is this an ad for Resident evil 5???



Zed - Dec 14, 2009 4:44pm, #145723


Five ho*** Lions.



Zed - Dec 13, 2009 10:49pm, #145404


(my politifakes, that is)



Zed - Dec 13, 2009 10:49pm, #145403


Actually, come to think of it, most of mine need to be taken out back and sh**. Too many tunnels, blech!



Zed - Dec 13, 2009 10:44pm, #145401


Doesn't matter to me, Regression & Division has been dragging old politifakes out and cheering them on when they need to get hauled over to the new site. ALL of them, even mine.



Zed - Dec 13, 2009 10:35pm, #145398


I'm a Dem and I can't stand her, but this belongs over on politifake, not here.



Zed - Dec 13, 2009 4:26am, #145195


After all, if you have to rely on actual facts, you just might lose the debate, and some folks just plain hate to lose.



Zed - Dec 13, 2009 4:25am, #145194


What the f*ck happened to an intelligent debate? It vanished around the time Rush Limbaugh decided that slinging mud over the airwaves was preferable to intelligent debate, and his followers embraced that wholeheartedly.



Zed - Dec 11, 2009 2:22pm, #144720


Probably upset that we're "persecuting" his fandom.