wampyre - Motifake.com user http://www.motifake.com/atom.php motifake.com http://www.motifake.com/ admin@motifake.com 2018-01-24T04:33:31-05:00 THE ILLUSIVE YETI - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:125290 2011-01-03T07:21:26-05:00 2011-01-03T07:21:26-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=125290"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/the-illusive-yeti-yeti-abominable-snowman-random-demotivational-posters-1294057271.png"></a><br>If over the years you had Nazis searching for you thinking youre<br>the ancestor of the Aryan race to crazy T.V. hosts wanting to feel you up<br>or scientists wanting to dissect you. Youd stay hardtofind too. WHY VLAD IS THE IMPALER - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:124534 2010-12-24T09:25:48-05:00 2010-12-24T09:25:48-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=124534"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1012/why-vlad-is-the-impaler-prince-vlad-dracula-vampire-impaler-demotivational-posters-1293200665.jpg"></a><br>After being sodomized by a Turkish official<br>as a boy he swore the next time someone tried to<br>invade his lands hed see how they liked it. HELLO THERE SIR - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117589 2010-09-27T14:22:08-04:00 2010-09-27T14:22:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117589"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/hello-there-sir-ghost-rider-horse-fire-skull-demotivational-poster-1285611678.jpg"></a><br>I couldnt help but notice you honking<br>at me. Is there something youd like<br>to discuss TIME IS FREE - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105869 2010-06-09T07:27:31-04:00 2010-06-09T07:27:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105869"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/time-is-free-time-t-rex-skeleton-dinosaur-extinction-harvey-demotivational-poster-1276082788.jpg"></a><br>But its priceless. You cant own it but you can use<br>it. You cant keep it but you can spend it. Once<br>youve lost it you can never get it back. SO ERNIE - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105278 2010-06-04T08:20:22-04:00 2010-06-04T08:20:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105278"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/so-ernie-sesame-street-bert-ernie-mad-bazooka-muppets-break-demotivational-poster-1275653975.jpg"></a><br>Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks<br>like a big rubber ducky. How bout this<br>for a big bird so start the ducking THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100868 2010-05-03T10:53:30-04:00 2010-05-03T10:53:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100868"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/this-is-my-boyfriend-troll-girl-no-tattoos-demotivational-poster-1272898395.jpg"></a><br> JESUS - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100864 2010-05-03T10:06:59-04:00 2010-05-03T10:06:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100864"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/jesus-jesus-obi-wan-ben-kenobi-star-wars-reference-demotivational-poster-1272895614.jpg"></a><br> EVEN THOUGH - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100341 2010-04-29T15:00:09-04:00 2010-04-29T15:00:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100341"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/even-though-army-not-really-what-it-looks-like-demotivational-poster-1272567586.jpg"></a><br>In this picture you were being a<br>total bad ass your friends at home<br>will see a whole other story S T D S - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:99933 2010-04-26T08:37:43-04:00 2010-04-26T08:37:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=99933"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/s-t-d-s-hippo-sit-cow-girl-girl-oops-demotivational-poster-1272285454.jpg"></a><br>Not the biggest worry at the moment IMMORTALITY - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:99621 2010-04-23T10:13:46-04:00 2010-04-23T10:13:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=99621"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/immortality-bruce-lee-awesome-immortality-demotivational-poster-1272031987.jpg"></a><br>The genius to move others long<br>after you yourself have stopped moving. THIS IS THE TIME WHEN - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:99446 2010-04-22T08:41:52-04:00 2010-04-22T08:41:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=99446"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/this-is-the-time-when-jennifer-s-body-megan-fox-blood-hot-gi-demotivational-poster-1271940083.jpg"></a><br>Honey where have you been seems like<br>the last question to ask CELEBRITIES - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:97446 2010-04-07T09:31:37-04:00 2010-04-07T09:31:37-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=97446"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/celebrities-godzilla-gojira-kaiju-japan-japanese-celebrities-demotivational-poster-1270647057.jpg"></a><br>When you said youd make out with the<br>first one you saw when you opened your<br>eyes he was not the one you hoped for. HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:93393 2010-03-09T07:33:10-05:00 2010-03-09T07:33:10-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=93393"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/happy-birthday-birthday-death-grim-reaper-random-in-actualit-demotivational-poster-1268137946.jpg"></a><br>Sorry bout the 5 candles but Death<br>killed off like 16 of them before<br>he got Jesus to do the rest RICK ASTLEY - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:92761 2010-03-05T13:51:08-05:00 2010-03-05T13:51:08-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=92761"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/rick-astley-rick-astley-rickrolled-damb-not-this-again-rando-demotivational-poster-1267815059.jpg"></a><br>The worst enemy of<br>frustrated virgins everywhere CTRL ALT DEL - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:90323 2010-02-14T12:56:55-05:00 2010-02-14T12:56:55-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=90323"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/ctrl-alt-del-bsod-perv-random-death-demotivational-poster-1266170164.jpg"></a><br>Wont save you from your parents when they find out what you were really studying ITS NO SURPRISE - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:85570 2010-01-11T08:38:08-05:00 2010-01-11T08:38:08-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=85570"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/its-no-surprise-the-omen-demotivational-poster-1263217050.jpg"></a><br>That the AntiChrist is a rich little white kid with lots of free time OVERPROTECTIVE MOMS - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:85269 2010-01-09T12:47:47-05:00 2010-01-09T12:47:47-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=85269"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/overprotective-moms-moms-random-demotivational-poster-1263059185.jpg"></a><br>This time theyve gone too far BEING ASKED OUT - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:85259 2010-01-09T12:27:26-05:00 2010-01-09T12:27:26-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=85259"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/being-asked-out-gun-demotivational-poster-1263058024.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes its hard to say no POPEYE - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:85081 2010-01-08T09:44:58-05:00 2010-01-08T09:44:58-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=85081"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/popeye-popeye-demotivational-poster-1262961888.jpg"></a><br>All those years of eating genetically engineered spinach finally caught up THE WORD INATOR - Rating: 2.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:85079 2010-01-08T09:07:25-05:00 2010-01-08T09:07:25-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=85079"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/the-word-inator-phineas-and-ferb-perry-disney-demotivational-poster-1262959627.png"></a><br>Makes sucky inventions that will be the cause of your defeat seem less sucky YOUR FACE WILL STAY THAT WAY - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:85070 2010-01-08T07:18:28-05:00 2010-01-08T07:18:28-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=85070"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/your-face-will-stay-that-way-baby-chess-game-demotivational-poster-1262953071.jpg"></a><br>Angry Baby found out the hard way WALKER TEXAS WHO - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:84699 2010-01-06T08:05:02-05:00 2010-01-06T08:05:02-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=84699"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/walker-texas-who-bruce-lee-bitch-slap-demotivational-poster-1262783058.jpg"></a><br>Bow down to Bruce WILL REAP SOULS FOR FOOD - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:84697 2010-01-06T07:53:12-05:00 2010-01-06T07:53:12-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=84697"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/will-reap-souls-for-food-grim-reaper-random-demotivational-poster-1262782356.jpg"></a><br>Meaning yours FORTUNE COOKIES - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:84562 2010-01-05T07:23:10-05:00 2010-01-05T07:23:10-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=84562"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/fortune-cookies-cookie-confucius-demotivational-poster-1262694134.jpg"></a><br>Confucius is about to make another one COMING SOON... - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:84441 2010-01-04T08:13:47-05:00 2010-01-04T08:13:47-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=84441"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/coming-soon-elmo-ramdom-demotivational-poster-1262610806.jpg"></a><br>The USB Crunching Elmo... The shirt says it all LADY GAGA - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:83116 2009-12-24T19:59:44-05:00 2009-12-24T19:59:44-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=83116"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/lady-gaga-lady-gaga-unique-demotivational-poster-1261702775.jpg"></a><br> Down with the moral majority I want to be the minority Green Day CREDITORS - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:83062 2009-12-24T14:55:58-05:00 2009-12-24T14:55:58-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=83062"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/creditors-the-ring-samara-demotivational-poster-1261684543.jpg"></a><br>Theyre getting serious now CELEBRITIES - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:83026 2009-12-24T11:22:31-05:00 2009-12-24T11:22:31-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=83026"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/celebrities-v-for-vendetta-bathroom-demotivational-poster-1261671724.jpg"></a><br>Youll never guess who I met in the bathroom CUTE...BUT FOR WHAT - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:82883 2009-12-23T08:22:27-05:00 2009-12-23T08:22:27-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=82883"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/cutebut-for-what-cute-raisins-cereal-demotivational-poster-1261574521.jpg"></a><br>Those may not be raisins in your cereal THE RECESSION - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:82741 2009-12-22T07:19:40-05:00 2009-12-22T07:19:40-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=82741"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/the-recession-santa-economy-demotivational-poster-1261484276.jpg"></a><br>Its hit them too HATING ON TIGER WOODS - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:82444 2009-12-19T14:43:10-05:00 2009-12-19T14:43:10-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=82444"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/hating-on-tiger-woods-tiger-woods-ramdom-demotivational-poster-1261251780.jpg"></a><br>Soon to be the biggest clich since hating on the vampires in Twilight KRISTEN STEWART - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:82294 2009-12-18T12:24:32-05:00 2009-12-18T12:24:32-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=82294"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/kristen-stewart-twilight-vampire-demotivational-poster-1261157039.jpg"></a><br>Dont know why all the guys are so obsessed with Edward SIR IM SORRY - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:82286 2009-12-18T11:47:17-05:00 2009-12-18T11:47:17-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=82286"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/sir-im-sorry-godzilla-demotivational-poster-1261154668.jpg"></a><br>You cant enter the Godzilla premiere without an I.D. THE BAHAMAS - Rating: 2.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:82272 2009-12-18T08:56:52-05:00 2009-12-18T08:56:52-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=82272"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/the-bahamas-lions-vacation-demotivational-poster-1261144592.jpg"></a><br>Dont worry youll go there in your next life. WHAT YA UP TO SON - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:82244 2009-12-17T23:24:06-05:00 2009-12-17T23:24:06-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=82244"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/what-ya-up-to-son-gun-demotivational-poster-1261110228.jpg"></a><br>The other kids say I got no balls. Ill show them some BALLS KING KONG DISNEY - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:82114 2009-12-17T11:22:59-05:00 2009-12-17T11:22:59-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=82114"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/king-kong-disney-king-kong-disney-demotivational-poster-1261066958.jpg"></a><br>Life on Jolly Roger Isle would never be the same