TokinFire - user 2018-01-24T04:35:15-05:00 BACK TO THE FUTURE II - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:109656 2010-07-11T06:55:43-04:00 2010-07-11T06:55:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We have neither hoverboards nor<br>do we have flying cars but<br>at least every damn movie is in 3D. REDHEADS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:109655 2010-07-11T06:37:12-04:00 2010-07-11T06:37:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Reject not your redheadedness for to do<br>so shall lead you to utter ruin. SURFING - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:107004 2010-06-18T12:41:49-04:00 2010-06-18T12:41:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its gonna be rad with<br>your new HazMat suit on. GEIGER COUNTER - Rating: 2.2/5,2007-01-01:106754 2010-06-16T13:31:40-04:00 2010-06-16T13:31:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If you knew what this was at the<br>age of five then you were watching<br>more Captain Planet than Scooby Doo. R.S. JAKE - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:106170 2010-06-11T12:03:19-04:00 2010-06-11T12:03:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Voted most mustachioed<br>senior at Motifake High. CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:106048 2010-06-10T11:47:32-04:00 2010-06-10T11:47:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because you dont want anyone<br>to feel your sinful but still accidental hardon for Jesus. TATTOOS - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:105892 2010-06-09T11:50:50-04:00 2010-06-09T11:50:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Kids should be aware of their options<br>at as early an age as possible. HANDFISH - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:105890 2010-06-09T11:22:11-04:00 2010-06-09T11:22:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The irony of this species is<br>that one day it will evolve to<br>completely deny and refute evolution. BACON VODKA - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:105223 2010-06-03T21:01:17-04:00 2010-06-03T21:01:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You gotta admit it will go great<br>with your morning screwdriver. OLD SCHOOL - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:105222 2010-06-03T20:50:44-04:00 2010-06-03T20:50:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> THE GREEN MANTIS - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:105049 2010-06-02T12:32:15-04:00 2010-06-02T12:32:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>To the Grey Scorpion he is the mortal<br>enemy for one day he was caught bangin<br>his squeeze Isabella Rossellini. DISCOVERY - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:103181 2010-05-18T14:04:26-04:00 2010-05-18T14:04:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Today on National Geographic the long<br>lost septic wonder simply known as<br>Gods Throne. JESUS CAKES - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:100984 2010-05-04T10:21:39-04:00 2010-05-04T10:21:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I grind up Jesus and put him in<br>my cakes when I bake them so<br>that the cakes will rise. THE CLOSET - Rating: 1.6/5,2007-01-01:98814 2010-04-18T02:03:01-04:00 2010-04-18T02:03:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is such a terrible place to be<br>when all your medicine bottles<br>are empty. THE DESERT - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:94697 2010-03-18T12:28:19-04:00 2010-03-18T12:28:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>One must look Death in the eye<br>just for a pack of cancer sticks. BLOOD OCEAN - Rating: 2/5,2007-01-01:93338 2010-03-08T21:52:00-05:00 2010-03-08T21:52:00-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Still threatened by global warming 666 - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:91703 2010-02-24T18:16:04-05:00 2010-02-24T18:16:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>That credit score is beast man. JESUS TOAST - Rating: 1.5/5,2007-01-01:91119 2010-02-20T14:12:00-05:00 2010-02-20T14:12:00-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>He shed his raspberry jam for you. MOTIFAKING - Rating: 2/5,2007-01-01:91116 2010-02-20T13:30:50-05:00 2010-02-20T13:30:50-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is a vicious cycle of sick addiction and tormented loneliness we practice<br>every dayand we wouldnt have it any<br>other way. TURTLE SOUP - Rating: 2.2/5,2007-01-01:91026 2010-02-19T20:18:22-05:00 2010-02-19T20:18:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The times are just too tough to afford chicken noodle. VANCOUVER - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:90923 2010-02-18T21:36:51-05:00 2010-02-18T21:36:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Youll come for the Winter Olympics but<br>after a few hits forget who won. RAWDOG - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:90874 2010-02-18T17:27:17-05:00 2010-02-18T17:27:17-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Of this the Pope doth not approve. CELL PHONES - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:90694 2010-02-17T10:15:17-05:00 2010-02-17T10:15:17-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>More than meets the iPod. TIM BURTON MOVIES - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:90511 2010-02-15T21:46:13-05:00 2010-02-15T21:46:13-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>My antidrug. FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:89189 2010-02-07T19:46:00-05:00 2010-02-07T19:46:00-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Unlike Jesus he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce. OFFROAD SEGWAY - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:89114 2010-02-06T23:35:29-05:00 2010-02-06T23:35:29-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hiking is so 20th century. RALPH WIGGUM - Rating: 2/5,2007-01-01:88873 2010-02-05T09:50:29-05:00 2010-02-05T09:50:29-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Who knew he had such dynamic range REINCARNATION - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:88862 2010-02-05T07:49:31-05:00 2010-02-05T07:49:31-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Einstein didnt quite figure this one out. MONEY LAUNDERING - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:88861 2010-02-05T07:46:46-05:00 2010-02-05T07:46:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Well of course thats what it means. CELL PHONE - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:88669 2010-02-03T19:06:01-05:00 2010-02-03T19:06:01-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I assure youits not a tumor NUNS - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:88587 2010-02-03T11:30:50-05:00 2010-02-03T11:30:50-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We were wrong to fear the zombies. PARTY TRICK - Rating: 1.8/5,2007-01-01:88545 2010-02-03T06:58:28-05:00 2010-02-03T06:58:28-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It aint Rainbow Sherbert but its a start. TWILIGHT - Rating: 1.6/5,2007-01-01:88474 2010-02-02T18:31:31-05:00 2010-02-02T18:31:31-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Why do people like watching the dark ANCIENT CIVILIZATION - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:88453 2010-02-02T16:57:47-05:00 2010-02-02T16:57:47-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>What didnt they havebesides the internet YOUR KEYBOARD - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:88369 2010-02-02T05:52:25-05:00 2010-02-02T05:52:25-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is so dull in comparison. POPCORN - Rating: 1.9/5,2007-01-01:88348 2010-02-02T05:22:24-05:00 2010-02-02T05:22:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Someone put too much in the microwave. ZOMBIE BABY - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:88258 2010-02-01T18:04:36-05:00 2010-02-01T18:04:36-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>In this case prolife is not a prochoice. GIANT MUSHROOMS - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:88241 2010-02-01T16:25:04-05:00 2010-02-01T16:25:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They make everything into 3D BABY ON BOARD - Rating: 1.8/5,2007-01-01:88235 2010-02-01T16:07:48-05:00 2010-02-01T16:07:48-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>So who goes down with the ship SEGREGATION - Rating: 1.5/5,2007-01-01:88210 2010-02-01T14:33:46-05:00 2010-02-01T14:33:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its not always a bad thing. REVENGE OF THE NERDS - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:88201 2010-02-01T14:10:15-05:00 2010-02-01T14:10:15-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its going to end in a lightsaber gang bang. HULK HANDS - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:88199 2010-02-01T13:42:11-05:00 2010-02-01T13:42:11-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Your individual results may vary. OH NO - Rating: 2.2/5,2007-01-01:88191 2010-02-01T13:10:19-05:00 2010-02-01T13:10:19-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Theres a huge lump on your chest