Losifer - Motifake.com user http://www.motifake.com/atom.php motifake.com http://www.motifake.com/ admin@motifake.com 2018-01-24T04:33:12-05:00 SUPER GLUE - Rating: 5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:139262 2011-08-03T01:14:28-04:00 2011-08-03T01:14:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=139262"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/super-glue-idiot-super-glue-demotivational-posters-1312348453.jpg"></a><br>An IQ test in a tiny tube. HI - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:139261 2011-08-03T01:05:53-04:00 2011-08-03T01:05:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=139261"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/hi-loser-idiot-face-tattoo-demotivational-posters-1312347938.jpg"></a><br>I dont want a job....<br>Ever. IM SORRY - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:139259 2011-08-03T00:32:13-04:00 2011-08-03T00:32:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=139259"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/im-sorry-cancer-idiot-common-sense-demotivational-posters-1312345915.jpg"></a><br>Its Cancer....<br>In your common sense. ZOMBIE PIMPS - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135672 2011-05-30T18:17:46-04:00 2011-05-30T18:17:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135672"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/zombie-pimps-zombie-pimp-demotivational-posters-1306793858.jpg"></a><br>VD and Hunger for brains<br>now making a lot of sense. BEER TANK - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135670 2011-05-30T18:16:24-04:00 2011-05-30T18:16:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135670"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/beer-tank-beer-tank-memorial-day-demotivational-posters-1306793781.jpg"></a><br>The best way to say<br>Happy Memorial Day WAIT - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135639 2011-05-30T04:04:04-04:00 2011-05-30T04:04:04-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135639"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/wait-wait-youtube-demotivational-posters-1306742622.jpg"></a><br>We may be about to<br>strike youtube gold DISCO LIMO - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135638 2011-05-30T04:01:54-04:00 2011-05-30T04:01:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135638"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/disco-limo-disco-limo-prom-demotivational-posters-1306742499.jpg"></a><br>Congratulations<br>You are now going to prom by yourself. SPRING BREAK - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130975 2011-03-15T23:54:22-04:00 2011-03-15T23:54:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130975"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/spring-break-spring-demotivational-posters-1300247652.jpg"></a><br>Youre not even getting stoned right ROCKNETO - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130974 2011-03-15T23:51:40-04:00 2011-03-15T23:51:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130974"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/rockneto-magneto-demotivational-posters-1300247491.jpg"></a><br>Like Magneto<br>but with Middle East flavor. YOUR TAX DOLLARS - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130904 2011-03-15T03:10:54-04:00 2011-03-15T03:10:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130904"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/your-tax-dollars-teaching-taxes-demotivational-posters-1300173038.jpg"></a><br>Yeah.......<br>Why are we laying off teachers again SUPER MARIO BROS. WII - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:124987 2010-12-30T08:41:14-05:00 2010-12-30T08:41:14-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=124987"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1012/super-mario-bros-wii-wii-super-mario-demotivational-posters-1293716461.jpg"></a><br>Multiplayer mode<br>AKA Impending Domestic Violence Mode<br>AKA Divorce Mode SILF - Rating: 2.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114814 2010-08-26T08:02:11-04:00 2010-08-26T08:02:11-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114814"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/silf-silf-demotivational-poster-1282824103.jpg"></a><br>You can do the SILF or<br>the SILF can do you.<br>Were flexible. SCOLIOSIS - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114651 2010-08-24T20:07:48-04:00 2010-08-24T20:07:48-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114651"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/scoliosis-scoliosis-gangsta-demotivational-poster-1282694854.jpg"></a><br>Gangsta lean that can only<br>be removed by surgery. HOOKERS - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113464 2010-08-13T13:40:05-04:00 2010-08-13T13:40:05-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113464"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/hookers-tiger-woods-hookers-demotivational-poster-1281721167.jpg"></a><br>Its OK shell live on through all of the<br>tomatoes this plant will grow well find you a new one. JERRY RICE - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112953 2010-08-08T23:59:17-04:00 2010-08-08T23:59:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112953"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/jerry-rice-jerry-rice-nfl-finger-demotivational-poster-1281326341.jpg"></a><br>Hes in the NFL Hall of Fame you are not.<br>He just wanted to make sure everyones clear on that. KISS CAM - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105718 2010-06-08T11:45:36-04:00 2010-06-08T11:45:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105718"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/kiss-cam-jason-bateman-and-dustin-hoffman-demotivational-poster-1276011924.jpg"></a><br>Its not manditory<br>no matter what Dustin Hoffman says. DIAMONDS - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105328 2010-06-04T16:04:00-04:00 2010-06-04T16:04:00-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105328"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/diamonds-diamond-engagement-ring-demotivational-poster-1275681821.jpg"></a><br>How much do you want to bet that she has no gag reflex whatsoever TEQUILA - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104202 2010-05-26T02:11:37-04:00 2010-05-26T02:11:37-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104202"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/tequila-tequila-spock-star-trek-demotivational-poster-1274854263.jpg"></a><br>If you can get Spock loosened up with it<br>you might have found the cure for your virginity. PSYCHOUT - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104201 2010-05-26T02:01:59-04:00 2010-05-26T02:01:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104201"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/psych-out-psych-out-demotivational-poster-1274853682.jpg"></a><br>When you face an opponent with superior skills<br>pick a superior strategy. COMBOVER - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104199 2010-05-26T01:49:14-04:00 2010-05-26T01:49:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104199"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/comb-over-comb-over-demotivational-poster-1274852929.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes haircuts speak louder than words. VIRGINITY - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104194 2010-05-26T01:23:26-04:00 2010-05-26T01:23:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104194"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/virginity-virginity-demotivational-poster-1274851380.jpg"></a><br>Sex free perimeter established....<br>CHECK FAILTASTIC - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104190 2010-05-26T01:07:44-04:00 2010-05-26T01:07:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104190"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/failtastic-fail-failtastic-demotivational-poster-1274850446.jpg"></a><br>When you finally graduate from high school at 97.<br>MerriumWebster is adding this word and picture. BABY ZOMBIES - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104188 2010-05-26T01:02:18-04:00 2010-05-26T01:02:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104188"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/baby-zombies-baby-zombies-apocolypse-demotivational-poster-1274850125.jpg"></a><br>Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse. YOUR MOM - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103425 2010-05-19T23:10:25-04:00 2010-05-19T23:10:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103425"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/your-mom-mom-demotivational-poster-1274324989.jpg"></a><br>You know with the lights out you cant see<br>Han Solo frozen in carbonite hanging on the wall over there. FRIENDSHIP - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103421 2010-05-19T23:00:58-04:00 2010-05-19T23:00:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103421"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/friendship-friendship-demotivational-poster-1274324288.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes you just need to grab a flotaion device<br>wait for the Coast Guard and let it sink. DAD - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101384 2010-05-06T02:45:05-04:00 2010-05-06T02:45:05-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101384"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/dad-marriage-beer-demotivational-poster-1273128289.jpg"></a><br>So how have you and Mom made it work for all these years THE CLOSET - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101381 2010-05-06T02:22:32-04:00 2010-05-06T02:22:32-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101381"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/the-closet-closet-demotivational-poster-1273126925.jpg"></a><br>Way to blow the door off the hinges fellas SENIOR MOMENTS - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101379 2010-05-06T01:58:10-04:00 2010-05-06T01:58:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101379"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/senior-moments-senior-moments-demotivational-poster-1273125454.jpg"></a><br>Its all fun and games until someone breaks a hip. LIFE ALERT - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101359 2010-05-06T00:16:26-04:00 2010-05-06T00:16:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101359"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/life-alert-life-alert-old-people-demotivational-poster-1273119373.jpg"></a><br>Now making stylish beenies. LEADERSHIP 101 - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:94191 2010-03-15T00:49:31-04:00 2010-03-15T00:49:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=94191"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/leadership-101-vader-leadership-demotivational-poster-1268628555.jpg"></a><br>No one is filing a report with HR<br>when you choke out coworkers in public<br>for annoying you. FIGURE SKATING - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:91496 2010-02-23T09:20:47-05:00 2010-02-23T09:20:47-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=91496"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/figure-skating-figure-skating-demotivational-poster-1266934833.jpg"></a><br>Words..... they fail but not as bad as those costumes. FIGURE SKATING - Rating: 1.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:91492 2010-02-23T09:09:19-05:00 2010-02-23T09:09:19-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=91492"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/figure-skating-figure-skater-demotivational-poster-1266934139.jpg"></a><br>Normally you couldnt get someone to wear something that stupid at gunpoint. WALMART - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60709 2009-06-15T21:42:26-04:00 2009-06-15T21:42:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60709"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/wal-mart-wal-mart-customer-service-demotivational-poster-1245116518.jpg"></a><br>They care about something.......<br>Im still trying to figure out what it is though. STAIRS - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60567 2009-06-14T11:19:42-04:00 2009-06-14T11:19:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60567"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/stairs-stairs-demotivational-poster-1244992769.jpg"></a><br>Youre doing it wrong. ALCOHOLISM - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60459 2009-06-13T02:28:34-04:00 2009-06-13T02:28:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60459"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/alcoholism-alcoholism-kevin-sorbo-demotivational-poster-1244874491.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes you have to wake up under a passed out<br>Kevin Sorbo on a bench before you can admit to it. ALCOHOLISM - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60455 2009-06-13T02:20:07-04:00 2009-06-13T02:20:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60455"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/alcoholism-alcoholism-demotivational-poster-1244873998.jpg"></a><br>Some signs are clearer than others. CURIOSITY - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60454 2009-06-13T02:18:39-04:00 2009-06-13T02:18:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60454"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/curiosity-curiosity-nosy-demotivational-poster-1244873908.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes nosy people get what they deserve. ROCK BOTTOM - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60446 2009-06-13T01:53:45-04:00 2009-06-13T01:53:45-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60446"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/rock-bottom-rock-bottom-demotivational-poster-1244872412.jpg"></a><br>Youll figure it out here in a little bit. ALCOHOLISM - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60445 2009-06-13T01:49:50-04:00 2009-06-13T01:49:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60445"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/alcoholism-alcoholism-demotivational-poster-1244872175.jpg"></a><br>Your friends really only did this to kill time<br>while they were waiting for the paramedics.<br>They still love you. ALCOHOLISM - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60442 2009-06-13T01:43:33-04:00 2009-06-13T01:43:33-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60442"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/alcoholism-alcoholism-demotivational-poster-1244871782.jpg"></a><br>Your friends still love you enough to try and embarrass<br>you so badly youll quit drinking like a moron. DRINKING - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60438 2009-06-13T01:27:54-04:00 2009-06-13T01:27:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60438"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/drinking-drinking-demotivational-poster-1244870863.jpg"></a><br>Some people are just better at it than others. MOTHER IN LAWS - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60426 2009-06-13T00:59:16-04:00 2009-06-13T00:59:16-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60426"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/mother-in-laws-mother-in-laws-demotivational-poster-1244869144.jpg"></a><br>Shaking the box first doesnt always help. INEPTITUDE - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60418 2009-06-12T23:35:54-04:00 2009-06-12T23:35:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60418"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/ineptitude-ineptitude-ref-demotivational-poster-1244864098.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes your performance reviews show up early.... and online. THERAPY - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60413 2009-06-12T22:46:54-04:00 2009-06-12T22:46:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60413"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/therapy-therapy-demotivational-poster-1244861167.jpg"></a><br>Hon..... get me the phone book... REALITY - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60412 2009-06-12T22:41:19-04:00 2009-06-12T22:41:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60412"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/reality-calvin-hobbes-tiger-demotivational-poster-1244860865.jpg"></a><br>Tigers arent our friends. Just ask Roy. SHIT - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60302 2009-06-11T20:44:43-04:00 2009-06-11T20:44:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60302"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/shit-shit-snake-bird-demotivational-poster-1244767465.jpg"></a><br>It tends to happen when you least expect it GOLDIE HAWN - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60301 2009-06-11T20:39:09-04:00 2009-06-11T20:39:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60301"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/goldie-hawn-goldie-hawn-gremlin-demotivational-poster-1244767126.jpg"></a><br> BATMAN - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60299 2009-06-11T20:17:55-04:00 2009-06-11T20:17:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60299"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/batman-biden-joker-batman-demotivational-poster-1244765855.jpg"></a><br> THE FAIL IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE... - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60297 2009-06-11T20:11:39-04:00 2009-06-11T20:11:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60297"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/the-fail-is-strong-with-this-one-epic-fail-demotivational-poster-1244765432.jpg"></a><br>When he awakes it shall be naked in an orange safety barrel<br>in the interstates median. THE FAIL IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE... - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60296 2009-06-11T20:03:53-04:00 2009-06-11T20:03:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60296"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/the-fail-is-strong-with-this-one-fail-demotivational-poster-1244765008.jpg"></a><br>You should have gotten back in the car<br>when you heard banjos dueling softly in the distance. CORN - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:60294 2009-06-11T19:48:52-04:00 2009-06-11T19:48:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=60294"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/corn-corn-cornhole-demotivational-poster-1244764120.jpg"></a><br>Ill bet she likes the taste of it. CONSCIENCE2 - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:58040 2009-05-24T10:54:14-04:00 2009-05-24T10:54:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=58040"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/conscience2-nomnomnomnom-demotivational-poster-1243176826.jpg"></a><br> STRIPES3 - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:58037 2009-05-24T10:49:25-04:00 2009-05-24T10:49:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=58037"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/stripes3-stripes-demotivational-poster-1243176544.jpg"></a><br> STRIPES2 - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:58036 2009-05-24T10:47:55-04:00 2009-05-24T10:47:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=58036"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/stripes2-stripes-demotivational-poster-1243176454.jpg"></a><br> STRIPES - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:58035 2009-05-24T10:41:34-04:00 2009-05-24T10:41:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=58035"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/stripes-stripes-demotivational-poster-1243176060.jpg"></a><br>